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Digital Jungle Drums : Searching for Booty in the BVI

® Jungle Drums newsflash from the bvimusic news network incorporated ™

  • The BVI Government is 100 million dollars in debt . . . oof!
  • Kobe Bryant may or may not visit the BVI soon . . . um
  • The roads may or may not be fixed soon . . . no surprise here
  • There’s still no cover to see The Elmtones at The Elm Beach Bar – Friday & Sunday nights . . . sweet!
  • Public restrooms are expensive to build (in the BVI) . . . no comment
  • Over 2,000 people search the internet everyday using the term ‘BVI escort’ ? ? ?
  • (*record scratching sound* rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeerrrttttp~)
  • … yes, they do.

Seems like there’s more than just pirates hunting for booty these days! For more information on this story, let’s head over to bvimusic correspondent Sir Mixalot for a complete run-down on this breaking information: